Exxxtra Spouse
High-School Graduation-Test Final Exam
Some things in Scripture are clear and obviously need to be taken literally - not reapplied or paraphrased into an allegory, substitution, metaphor, or symbolism.
Such is the case of heretical catholics (who end up sexually abusing altar boys) claiming that the following verses . . .
But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry, because it is better to marry than to be aflame with passion.
- First Corinthians 7:9
Now a bishop must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, sensible, dignified, hospitable, an apt teacher
- First Timothy 3:2
. . . demand priestly celibacy, and only refer to Christ, as the husband of His bride, the Catholic church.
They sinfully fail to realize that they themselves are not Christ in person nor in spirit, nor represent Him, but depriving themselves and other bishops and deacons of desperately needed marital erotic gratification and fulfillment, they are grossly and horrendously guilty of abstinential atrocities imposing juvenile and other victimization described below:
He answered them, "And why do you transgress the commandment of God for the sake of your tradition?
- Matthew 15:3
So, for the sake of your tradition, you have made void the word of God.
- Matthew 15:6
And he said to them, "You have a deceitful and dishonest way of rejecting the commandment of God, to keep your tradition!
- Mark 7:9
...thus making void the word of God through your tradition which you hand on. And many such things you do."
- Mark 7:13
There are some things in Paul's letters hard to understand, which the ignorant and unstable twist to their own destruction, as they do the other scriptures.
- Second Peter 3:16
We have renounced disgraceful, underhanded ways; we refuse to practice cunning or to tamper with God's word, but by the open statement of the truth we would commend ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.
- Second Corinthians 4:2
Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a workman who has no need to be ashamed, rightly handling the word of truth.
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Original Sin Nature?
Catholic Heresies
Gal for Guy 1
Holy Kiss
How Do You Know?
Law to Obey
Law to Save
Love Hate
Luther and the Jews
Mate Prep
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NOTE:
In cases of Non-Concubinal Marriage (other than quasi-common-law heterosexual marriage), in which a valid-for-six-months State Marriage License is involved,
the ordained-or-equivalent Celebrant, Officiant, or Witness performing the Legal Marriage Ceremony during the Wedding (if there is a wedding celebration)
must comply with the following legal requirements:
Protocol 1
Protocol 2
Protocol 3
Polygamy
Three Heresies
MOVIE: The Adventures of Remo Williams
What Dress?
Why Believe the Bible?
Hypocrisy?
Chador Athletes in Action
The question is: "WHICH Decent-and-Well-Rounded, Practical and Realistic,
Public Sex Ed is Better for an Impressionable Kid?"
To audibly read the restrictive-but-honorably-promising RSV's, NASB's, ESV's, NRSV's Numbers 5, Leviticus 18, II Samuel 13, Proverbs 5-7, Song of Solomon 1-8, Isaiah 20 and 47, Jeremiah 2, Ezekiel 16 and 23, Hosea 2, Nahum 3, First Corinthians 6 and 7 . . .
. . . then get into . . .
Heterosexual Mate Seek/Find/Retain Service #1
or:
Heterosexual Mate Seek/Find/Retain Service #2
Ephesians 5:3 But fornication and all [public-sensual-art and/or masturbational] impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is fitting among saints.
4 Let there be no filthiness, nor silly talk, nor levity, which are not fitting; but instead let there be thanksgiving.
5 Be sure of this, that no fornicator nor [sexually] impure person, or one who is covetous (that is, a porn-producing/lusting-at-porn/self-sodomizing-to-porn idolater), has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
6 Let no one deceive you with empty words, for it is because of these things that the wrath of God comes upon the [erotically-deviant] offspring of disobedience.
7 Therefore do not associate with them,
8 because once you were [lewd-conduct] darkness, but now you are [righteously-pure] light in the Lord; walk as children of light
9 because the fruit of light is found in all that is good, correct, and true,
10 and try to learn what is pleasing to the Lord.
11 Take no part in the fruitless works of [immodest] darkness, but instead [appropriately] expose them.
12 because it is a shame even to speak of the things that they do in secret,
13 but when anything is exposed by the light it becomes visible, bcause anything that becomes visible is light [photonically speaking].
14 Therefore it is said, "Awake, sleeper, and get up from the dead, and Christ will give you light."
15 Look carefully then how you walk, not as unwise humans but as wise,
16 making the most of the time, because the times are evil.
17 Therefore do not be foolish, but understand what the will of the Lord is.
A SPIFF FOR THOSE WHO KNOW MUSIC HARMONY CHORDS:
Harmonious C, E-flat, and G go to a bar. Bartender says: "Sorry, we dont't serve minors."
So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open 5th between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished,
and G is out flat. F come in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D enters and heads for the
restroom, saying: "Excuse me, I'll only be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this
relative of C is not a minor. He bartender notes B-flat hiding at the end of the bar, and exclaims: "Get out! You're the
seventh minor I have found in this bar tonight." E-flat returns the next night in a three-piece suite with nicely-shined
pedal points below, to which the bartender declares: "You're sure looking sharp tonight!" E-flat does a partita and
becomes a natural. Finally C sobers up and realizes in dismay that he is under a rest, after which he is found guilty of
contributing to the diminuendo of a minor, and sentenced to being enclosed between bars without Coda at an major upscale
holding state known only known as the Fermata.
WONDERING ABOUT HETEROSEXUAL COHABITATION WITHOUT CHURCH-RECOGNIZED MARRIAGE?
Refer to http://frjoe.tripod.com/sex.htm
THINKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HETEROSEXUAL RECTAL-INSERTION INTERCOURSE?
Check into amirriaz.tripod.com/sex/sex_queries.htm
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http://geocities.ws/date2mateforms
http://geocities.ws/cybornography
http://oocities.com/erosination
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http://geocities.ws/eroticahna
http://geocities.wm/date2mateforms
http://angelfire.com/film/gyrotica
http://angelfire.com/realm3/cybrotica
http://angelfire.com/darkside/stopterrorists
http://angelfire.com/folk/nudebible
http://angelfire.com/folk/nakedbible
http://angelfire.com/realm2/cdcv
http://angelfire.com/theforce/big10
http://angelfire.com/tv2/nopixwebs
expletives.20fr.com
http://concubud.20fr.com
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angelfire.com/realm2/cdcv
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